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  2. (Source: badtvblog, via ruinedchildhood)

     

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  4. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (Source: meladoodle, via toocooltobehipster)

     

  5. (Source: elleessedee, via niadil)

     

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  7. shipsnamedenterprise:

    *planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

    (Source: i-keep-cruising, via asian)

     

  8. (Source: , via whatscrakalackin)

     

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  10. taliabobalia:

    my ascent into adulthood

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    (via whatscrakalackin)

     


  11. titytwochainz:

    remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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  12. blackfemalepresident:

    old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

    then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

    (via whatscrakalackin)

     


  13. glowcloud:

    when ur trying to act chill

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  14. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

    (via whatscrakalackin)

     

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