1. wegtable:

    but i think my favourite moment in star trek is when they glued a horn to a small dog and called it “an exotic animal”


    (via un-doubtedly-insane)


    1. teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
    2. me: fUCK

  2. oldgods:

    how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

    (via un-doubtedly-insane)


  3. morenoperez:

    angelina jolie is so important like she teaches her adopted kids about where they were born and takes them back there and doesn’t let that culture slip away or try to assimilate them and she lets shiloh dress and present the way they want to like did you see how cute shiloh’s suit was omg and she does some amazing charity work and she’s just a great activist all around i love her

    (via un-doubtedly-insane)


  4. sunshinesongbird:

    "It’s just a movie don’t cry"
    *cuts off foot*
    “it’s just your foot don’t cry”

    (via asian)


  5. bitchpuddinq:

    why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

    (Source: dumbgay, via succeeding)


  6. aaron-the-ponymod:

    Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?

    (via cringing)


  7. (Source: bricesander, via pride)


  8. piercethemen:

    I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

    (via succeeding)


  9. humancomputer:

    If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

    (Source: queenpalms, via toocooltobehipster)


  10. beerito:

    follow for more complaining

    (Source: sonicroft, via cringing)


  11. tanku:

    why is there ham on this cat

    (via toocooltobehipster)


  12. aimso:

    Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.


    How I feel after waking up from naps.


    (Source: copernicus-qwark, via succeeding)


  13. (via asian)


  14. (Source: skinsluver, via pleatedjeans)